ahryan astyn

How did you get your porno name, and how do I pronounce it?

Ahryan Astyn: I had a friend with the name Orion, so I changed it up a little…and you say “Ah” instead of “Orion”. Astyn comes from the car — Astin Martins. In my head, Ahryan Astyn SpunkMouth goes together.

How did you find your way into this crazy biz?

AA: An ex-friend. She was my best friend. She’s in porn. We met through a mutual friend. Actually, I met a few people in the industry, and I got an agent, and here I am.

ISP: Were you a sex worker before porn?

AA: Yea, I was a stripper…but I’d like to say an Independent Contractor…or an Adult Entertainer. How about Exotic Dancer?

ISP: What’s the difference between stripper mentality and porn actress mentality?

AA: For me, it’s not different. It’s not my life. Anyway, strippers are sneaky. Porn girls just let it all out.

ISP: What’s the most money you ever made stripping in one night?

AA: $3500 in two hours from the same customer. He didn’t want me to dance. All he wanted to do was sit and talk. He wanted to know all about me, and why I was a stripper, and how I was too good to be a stripper. The whole time he’d hand me $100 bills.

ISP: Did he ask you to marry him?

AA: He wanted to date me and stuff, but no proposal.

ISP: Who was your first scene with?

AA: Vivid. “Brand New Faces” with Nick Manning.

ISP: Did he holler “DROPPIN’ LOADS BITCHES!” when he blasted?

AA: He was so funny. And he was fun to work with.

Gia The Make-up Artist: What about his balls? Did they bother you? Cause they’re big, saggy, and floppy.

AA: No, his balls didn’t bother me.

Gia The Make-up Artist: When guys would sit with you and talk while you were stripping, but they didn’t want a dance…how did you get paid?

AA: We’d go to the VIP Room. They’d pay to get in, and they’d get a few songs, and then after the songs were over I’d ask them if they wanted to stay.

ISP: Did you ever give your good customers any kind of deals?

AA: The security guards kept count of the songs, so I couldn’t give a deal. But I never tried to cheat them, either.

ISP: Did you ever give a Happy Ending in the Champagne Room?

AA: NOT ONCE! Never, ever, ever did I ever do anything like that.

Gia The Make-up Artist: You sound certain about that.

AA: I didn’t have to! Plus, all these guys wanted was someone to confide in. Unhappy marragies. Cheating on the wife. Wife doesn’t want to have sex anymore. That sort of thing.

ISP: What can’t I book you for?

AA: Interracial. Anal. DP. I’ll only do one guy at a time. I’ll do two girls. I’m just trying to spread it all out. I’m pacing myself. I’m trying to last longer than a year. And it’s all something to look forward to.

ISP: What’s in your fridge right now?

AA: Water, orange juice, yogurt, carrots, milk. Sting cheese. I love string cheese! I hated it when I was a kid, but I love it now. Oh! And Big Sticks in my freezer! I love Big Sticks!

ISP: Big sticks?

AA: You’re never heard of Big Sticks? Ice cream!! I have two boxes of Big Sticks.

ISP: In your private life are you a freak?

AA: This sounds sad, but I have no sex life outside of work. I’m not dating anyone. I’d like to date someone, but I’m not…and, believe it or not, I’m not the kind of girl to just go pick up some random person at a bar.

Gia The Make-up Artist: When you’re in porn, you don’t have sex outside of work!

AA: Yea, I’m getting it at work, so I’m good.

ISP: Would you quit doing boy/girl scenes if you met a dude and he asked you to stop?

AA: No, I wouldn’t. If he was marriage material, I could see how it would bug him, and I might think about, but no. Not for just a boyfriend. He knew what I did getting into the relationship, and if we were together for, like, a year…I would consider it then. I’ve always been more of a one-guy girl than sharing.

ISP: What do you see yourself doing after porn?

AA: A nurse in a children’s hospital. It’s sad and depressing, but if there’s any way I can bring happiness to them, I’d love to.

Yea, just search my name to find me.

I do, and two “Ahryans” come up. I point this out.

What! Someone has stolen my name! That’s so crazy!!

Um, wow. Imagine that. Someone on the internet that’s full of shit.